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Unreal Report: The final 24 hours leading to Narendra Modi’s coronation as BJP’s PM candidate

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The demand to anoint Narendra Modi by the party cadre had reached a crescendo. It was a question of when, not if. However, one major obstacle remained:

 

BJP leaders yet again hit the roads, visiting each other and the Advani residence to soften the Advani camp’s opposition to Modi’s elevation.

 

At one point, things got so chaotic that Rajnath Singh landed up at Jaitley’s house and Jaitley landed up at Ranjath’s house as there was a communication mix-up over who would land at whose house. Fortunately, they connected over whatsapp and decided to meet in Andhra Bhavan for coffee to firm up their strategy before heading to Advani’s house for a record 1,345,92344th time this year.

As more BJP meetings got underway over chai and sugar, there were reports of sugar and milk shortage from other parts of the country

 

As for Rajnath Singh, it was just another day at the office. He had already put in 270 nightouts mostly in Advani’s house in a bid to get him to relent ever since he took over as BJP President from the estimable Shri Nitin Gadkari. His punishing workload was beginning to take a toll on his personal life:

 

With so much frenetic activity, Arun Jaitley had a hard time in not getting his Modis mixed up, his legendary multi-tasking and compartmentalization skills notwithstanding:

 

As the day progressed, the Modi camp notched up an important victory with Smriti Irani trolling Sushma Swaraj and getting her to relent.

 

Meanwhile, LK Advani had dug his heels in:

 

As more and more confabulations got underway (reportedly even Mukesh Ambani made a call to Advani), there was a sudden wave of jubilation…

…but alas, it was a false alarm.

 

Modi, who was twiddling his thumbs in Gandhinagar waiting for the nod to come over to Delhi, killed time in his inimitable fashion:

 

Finally, the fatigued leaders decided to go ahead without Advani’s blessings. Innovative suggestions of circumventing the patriarch began to do the rounds:

 

As the parliamentary board decided to announce Modi’s candidature, Advani excused himself from attending the meet:

 

And finally, the announcement was made, sans Advani, as party cadre broke into impromptu celebrations.

 

But somehow it didn’t feel right. And no, we are not referring to Advani’s absence:

 

Meanwhile, the BJP camp sported a festive look. Well, mostly.

 

But BJP leaders claimed that real celebrations were yet to begin.

 

The Congress on the other hand, quickly reacted through its extended team:

 

Finally, exhausted after the week’s work, a tired but satisfied Rajnath Singh began to look forward to a relaxed weekend with his family, basking in the thought that he may have achieved something truly remarkable for his party, when this happened:

(With inputs from Unreal Columnists Ashwin Kumar, Ajayendar Reddy)


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