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The rat race for getting into the prestigious IITs got a whole lot more competitive with famous Kota based IIT coaching centre, Bansali Classes, announcing a special 9 month crash course package for pregnant women. “There is now coaching to get into IIT coaching classes going all the way back to kindergarten. So we decided to take it a step further (or earlier) by enrolling pregnant woman in JEE classes so that the new born baby has a head start over its peers,” said Professor Bansali.
The 9 month package, aptly called the Abhimanyu module, will have pregnant women solving physics problems from Irodov, and mugging organic chemistry from Morrison and Boyd. Newton’s laws of motion and trigonometric identities will be read out so that the child can imbibe the necessary fundaes. “And so, just like Abhimanyu had half working knowledge of cracking the chakravyuha, even while in Shubhadra’s womb, these babies will have the base to crack the JEE,” Professor Bansali opined. “Even if the new born baby has not imbibed any concepts, the proud mother will be able to sing lullabies comprising elements from the Periodic Table so that the kid has a solid grounding in chemistry,” he added.
Not to be left behind, FIIT JEE and other reputed coaching institutes have announced similar packages, with a super 30 Tiger Mom institute also coming up in Bihar. Analysts tracking the IIT JEE coaching sector feel that it’s only a matter of time before coaching centers for sperm banks are also set up.
(Based on a theme by Ashwin)