Do you check The Unreal Times the first thing after you get to office? Do you open The UnReal Times when you think “Let’s see whats on the news”? Are you a URT junkie? Do you need help? Take this quiz and find out. The first person to write all the right answers in the comments forum will win exciting prizes!
Q1: What is the first word that comes to your mind when you think of the name “Manish Tewari”? [1 point]
Q2: Fill in the blanks [3 points]
A: Srini ______
B: Rahul ______
C: ____ Ashutosh
Q3: You are reading through a long picture series, with numerous twists and turns, and a bit of suspense. As the picture series comes to a close, and you get closer to discovering who has been behind it all, who and what pic do you expect at the end? [1 point]
Q4: Fill in these call-outs with the most appropriate exclamation (Number of dashes is a hint) [4 points]
A:
B:
C:
D:
Q5: Fill in these blanks with the most appropriate FB status liker(s) (Number of blanks not a hint) [3 points]
A:
B:
C:
Q6: Do you really believe that you’ll win exciting prizes for answering this quiz? [1 point]
That’s it. Here is the answer key!
Q1: A: Holistic
Q2: A: Mama, B: Baba, C: The
Q3: Subramanian Swamy throwing his head back and laughing: http://tinyurl.com/
Q4: A: Holy Ravioli, B: Burp, C: zzzzzz, D: FML
Q5: A: Sanjay Jha (Points also for “No one”), B: Bhoopinder Singh Hooda, DLF, C: Times of India
Q6: Obviously not. Prizes are as Unreal as this site’s articles.
If you’ve scored 2 or less, then you are obviously new here, and haven’t checked out some of our rib-ticklers. Click away on this, this, this and this!
If you’ve scored between 3 and 8, then pat yourself on your back. You are still in the sane zone. You are hanging on to reality, but a few more months of following the antics of our dear netas via The UnReal Times might change that.
If you’ve scored between 9 and 13, then you need help. You are living in an alternate universe, and can’t tell the difference between real and unreal events anymore. You probably think that Rahul actually grins everytime there’s a crisis, and Ashutosh actually adds ‘the’ before every proper noun. Er… wait, those two were bad examples. But you get the idea. You need to consult a psychiatrist. Alternatively, you could write for us! Send a mail to theunrealtimes@gmail.com.