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Robert Vadra finds himself in the limelight once again, this time for losing his cool with a reporter in front of the cameras. Vadra seemed to be in a amiable mood, making small talk when the reporter asked something that irked the first son-in-law, making him say “Are you serious?” before he pushed the mike walked away in a huff, muttering, “Are you nuts? What’s wrong with you?”
What could the reporter have asked that caught Vadra’s goat and almost behave in a Rajdeepesque manner? Our political correspondent, Rajniti Sarkarwalla, lists the top 10 possibilities:
- We heard that all your crops have been eaten up by animals. Did you know?
Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? *BAM!*
- Your trainer says that you cheat on your bench-press. Is it true?
Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? *BAM!*
- Sir, Melody itni chocolate kyun hai? [Why is Melody so chocolaty?]
Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? *BAM!*
- Sir, your pink trousers have been stolen. Did you know?
Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? *BAM!*
- Is it true yours pectorals and abs are photoshopped?
Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? *BAM!*
- Are you still doing business with DLF?
Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? *BAM!*
- BJP wants to go slow in probing your land deals so they can milk it in 2019 as well. Did you know?
Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? *BAM!*
- Rahul wants to get married soon and have kids of his own. Did you know?
Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? *BAM!*
- India is playing Sri Lanka in cricket again. Will you be watching?
Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? *BAM!*
- Sir, did you like Happy New Year?
Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? *BAM!*