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Birthday Special: 10 UnReal articles that celebrate the genius of Rahul Gandhi

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It’s a day for celebration. It’s a day for rejoicing. It’s Rahul Gandhi’s 45th birthday! Even as Congressmen furiously set to update the upper limit for human beings to be considered ‘young’, we decided to dedicate this post to the genius of Rahul Gandhi. Here are 10 articles from our archives that celebrates the legend of Rahul Gandhi!

 

1. In pictures: India’s very own Man of Steel

How did it all start? How did Rahul Gandhi come to do what he does?

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2. In pictures: Rahul Gandhi travels back in time to participate in the freedom struggle

Gandhi had a major role to play in the freedom struggle. And by Gandhi we don’t mean the Mahatma, but our own yuvraj, Rahul baba. Don’t believe us? Then you must check this one.

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3. In Pictures: The story behind Rahul Gandhi’s “Escape Velocity of Jupiter” remark

Rahul Gandhi opened new frontiers in science as well as poverty alleviation when he first expounded his theory on the escape velocity of Jupiter. How did this momentous event occur?

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4. In Pictures: Rahul Gandhi answers Narendra Modi’s challenge in Amethi

Narendra Modi had the nerve to go to Amethi and hint that Rahul Gandhi had no exposure to the real world. Rahul Gandhi responded, and how!

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5. In Pictures: How Modi govt responded to Maria Sharapova’s blasphemous revelation

Ironically, it was not the Congress party but Narendra Modi who realized the true potential of Rahul Gandhi. He was the first to use Rahul Gandhi as an offensive weapon to drive his foreign policy objectives as the Prime Minister.

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6. TRANSCRIPT: Alia Bhatt and Rahul Gandhi appear on Koffee With Karan

Rahul Gandhi took a break from introspecting and making deep statements full of meaning to appear on a talk show.

Karan (covers his mouth with his Galaxy tab): Haha! Oh God! Ok ..describe Bollywood in one sentence

Rahul: Bollywood ..is everywhere…it’s in your shirt, it’s in your pant! It’s everywhere!

Karan (giggles): Haha! Wonderful, alright, the last question – At gunpoint, you are forced to have a gay encounter with someone! Whom would you choose?

Rahul (rolls his sleeves up): Let me ask you the same thing, whom would you choose?

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7. In pictures: Rahul Gandhi’s much-awaited interview with Arnab Goswami

Who can forget the Nehru-Gandhi’s legendary interview with another legend, Arnab Goswami! What many don’t know is that the interview that was shot was Times Now’s second attempt. The first attempt went something like this…

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8. Rahul Gandhi’s interview with Arnab Goswami had he been considered for Microsoft CEO

How would Rahul Gandhi’s interview have turned out had he been considered for the post of CEO at Microsoft? We bring to you a transcript. Eventually Satya Nadella went on to become the CEO. Microsoft’s loss.

Arnab: My question to you is, what is your view of the Google CEO

Rahul: Google believes in concentration of data in the hands of one entity, I fundamentally disagree with that. I believe in open source system. I believe in exposing the APIs, I believe in giving power to the programmers. We have fundamentally different philosophies.

Our company is fighting an ideological battle against Google – our company believes that programmers should be empowered, computers should go to every house, and that System API’s should be further exposed. Google believes power should be extremely concentrated.

What I want to do is going forward is basically focus on empowering programmers, truly empowering the programmers by giving them rights to modify the source code. I want youngsters to come in and really, really push democracy in the programming profession.

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9. Impressed by Rahul’s lack of interest in marriage and PM’s post, Vatican offers him Pope’s post

More than once Rahul has indicated that he isn’t interested in either marriage or the PM’s post. This attracted the attention of the Vatican.

“The term status quoist, which Rahul used is the key here. It underscores the fact that he understands and speaks Latin, which is the language of the Popes in times gone by,” the source said and added: “Being a Holy Father is better than being just a father. Also, why become a papa when you can become papal is Rahul’s simple logic.”

The source further indicated that Rahul has all it takes to become the Pope. “As far as I can see, the Pope has to turn up and make a middling speech on ceremonious occasions, issue statements on important events, wave at people gathered outside his place, travel a bit for canvassing support to his flock, while a retinue of people will be at his command to shield him from the press and the public. If you go by this system, Rahul is actually already the Pope.”

Read the rest here.

 

10. COMIC: How Modi govt responded to Bilawal Bhutto’s statement

And finally, no top 10 series is complete without Pak bashing. Watch how Narendra Modi once again utilized Rahul Gandhi as an offensive weapon on India’s arch enemy.

Read the rest here.


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