Lalu has tasted blood and there in no looking back now. After doing Kejriwal and Rahul Gandhi, the RJD supremo now wants to hug PM Modi under full public glare. “A lot of AAP volunteers have been ajking me ‘What have you got against our Arvind? Why don’t you hug Modi and tar him instead?’” Lalu told The UnReal Times. “Well, Modi eej as dear to me as Kejri. Whether they do politics or corruption or communalism, I love them equally, baby. So I promise I weel hug Modi also heartily when I run into him.”
The RDJ supremo’s threat/desire has triggered panic in the BJP camp with Home Minister Rajnath Singh beefing up the PM’s security. “We are not taking any chances after what Lalu did to poor Kejriwal. We have added an extra layer of security around Modi to prevent Lalu from coming anywhere close to the PM,” Rajnath said. But what if Lalu yet manages to break through and corners Modi for the mother of all hugs?
Not wanting to take any chances, PM Modi has requested the services of Sharad Pawar as the ultimate shield. Now, even Lalu is not in the same league as the great Pawar and a hug from the Maratha strongman would, believe it or not, tar even Lalu’s image. A bit like a cobra running into a King Cobra and being gobbled up. So seeing Pawar will definitely scare Lalu away.
In related news, AAP’s Manish Sisodia said Lalu’s hug might have been part of a deeper conspiracy to malign Arvind. “There was something fishy in the manner in which Lalu cornered Arvind and forcibly held his hands. It looks like Ambani is now getting desperate and resorting to such out of the box tactics to tar Arvind’s spotless image,” Sisodia reasoned.