It may have taken Arvind Kejriwal only thirty minutes to remove AAP MLA Sandeep Kumar as a cabinet minister after an ‘objectionable CD’ featuring the latter came to light. But it took him even lesser time to blame PM Modi for the entire thing.
“Doston, I just came to know from a source in the PMO that it is coward Modiji who arranged for Shilajit to be mixed in our honest minister Sandeep Kumar’s breakfast with the help of LG Najeeb Jung. Everyone knows that Shilajit is an aphrodisiac with uplifting properties. Is it any surprise that Sandeep did what he did?” demanded the Delhi CM at a hurriedly organized press conference.
As is his wont, Kejriwal then declared with a wagging finger that he isn’t scared of Modi and his agents and that he will fight till his last breath, before turning on his heels and storming away. This opened the stage for his lieutenants to take over.
“AAP is about to trounce the BJP in Punjab, Goa and Gujarat. Is that why Modiji is so scared of our virile netas?” asked Raghav Chadha.
“Is this really what Modiji and Jungji ought to be doing when the city is facing a crisis?” asked spokesperson Atishi Marlena.
The final word, as always, went to AAP leader, The Ashutosh.
“Why did the Modi mix the Sheela Dixit in the Sandeep Kumar’s fud? Will the Modi answer?” he tweeted.