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Full time campaigner-in-chief and part time Delhi CM Arvind Kejriwal rushed back to Delhi after hearing about the suffering of his people due to dengue and chikungunya rumours that a movie has been made upon the epidemic like conditions developing in Delhi and is expected to be screened in theaters across Delhi.
According to sources, Kejriwal had just about stirred awake in the recovery room after undergoing throat surgery when he received an SMS from a bureaucrat about the said movie. “Woohoo! I got to review it!” he cried, and leapt from his stretcher, ignoring frantic nurses trying to persuade him to lie back down.
Kejriwal stormed out of the hospital, got into a waiting taxi, drove to the airport, and took the next flight to Delhi, traveling business class of course. Learning that their supreme leader is back in town, other AAP leaders, each of whom were in a different part of the world, made a beeline back to the capital, thus resulting in Delhi getting its elected government back.
“This was the only way to get him to come back,” grinned the bureaucrat who sent the SMS to the CM.
Unfortunately for him, Kejriwal soon discovered that no such movie was being screened. The AAP convener flew into a rage, labeled the bureaucrat a Modi agent, and promptly transferred him.
Later, the Delhi CM along with a band of AAP volunteers gheraoed the PM’s residence, and lashed out at Modi for breeding mosquitoes in the pond inside 7, RCR compound and releasing them to harm the voters of Delhi who had trounced BJP in the assembly polls.
“Even the LGs residence has a small well, ji! Do we need greater proof of LGs and Modi’s nexus to harm Delhi citizens just because they hate me?” the angry CM thundered, “They’re trying to kill not only me, but the people of Delhi too, just because they didn’t vote for them. Hum aapse se nahin darte, Modiji! [We are not scared of you, Modiji]”
On cue, AAP supporters on Twitter began to trend the #ModiKeMachchar and started trolling PM and his supporters. Last heard, AAP spokesperson The Ashutosh too joined the chorus, claiming that his pet dogs Mogu and Chhotu too, were incurring the wrath of Modi’s mosquitoes. “Will the Modi answer why he send the musky toes to bite the Mogu and the Chhotu?” the former IBN7 editor tweeted.
(With inputs from Ashwin Kumar)