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Sushma Swaraj expresses desire to continue as Leader of Opposition even if...
Veteran BJP leader Sushma Swaraj has written the BJP president expressing her desire to continue to hold the post of Leader of Opposition even in the next Lok Sabha. Swaraj had taken over this post in...
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Unreal Match Report: India mauls Pakistan in opening match of the T-20 World Cup
Even though it was a World Cup encounter, Pakistan actually seemed to fancy their chances, going all out in the nets. The Indian team’s preparations, in contrast, were rather more unconventional in the...
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Flashback: When Master Kejriwal accused his maths teacher of being corrupt
“Today we will learn about the infinite geometric series, students,” the maths teacher, Shanta Sharma, said.“Yes, ma’m,” students of the ninth grade of Holy Angels school in Haryana chorused.The class...
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If political parties were to rename India
Recently, MDMK chief, Vaiko, demanded that India be renamed “United States of India” to reflect the country’s federal structure. Other parties immediately followed suit with their versions in keeping...
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Ganga purifies herself after washing over Kejriwal’s holy body in Varanasi
Millions of people take a dip in the holy Ganga to cleanse themselves but this time the direction of purification has been reversed. The Ganga, for a change, purified herself when Arvind Kejriwal took...
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Insurance industry hails Modi’s decision to contest from safe second seat in...
Modi’s detractors may be mocking him for opting to stand from a second safe seat from Gujarat despite the so called Modi wave but his move has been hailed by the insurance industry as a prudent move to...
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N Srinivasan attempts to get rid of tainted tag by joining AAP
Reeling under the caustic observations of the Supreme Court, beleaguered BCCI President N Srinivasan has not only agreed to step aside but also become an AAP member to get rid of the tainted...
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Indian batsmen send SOS to Ishant Sharma to rejoin squad, so they can get a...
Cometh the hour, cometh the man. Ishant Sharma has been re-inducted into Team India at the behest of the its batsmen. The lanky pacer’s absence from the squad in the ongoing T-20 world cup has been...
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Congress leader finally challenges writ of the Nehru-Gandhis
A Young Turk in the Congress, enjoying considerable popularity with the masses and the intelligentsia alike, has challenged the leadership of the Nehru-Gandhis and staked his claim to the post of...
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In Pictures: The different aliases of Yogendra Yadav
Yogendra Yadav is different things to different people. He becomes Salim in Mewat only to switch to a pseudo accent in Guragon’s malls. He is, in his own words, neither a socialist nor a capitalist,...
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AAP activists take out processions against April Fools’ Day in various parts...
Thousands of AAP topi sporting, jhadu wielding AAP activists took out processions in various urban pockets across the country, exhorting people not to spread falsehoods and mislead others on April...
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Facebook Wall: Reactions to Varun Gandhi’s praise of Rahul Gandhi, Sonia...
The Gandhis from both parties were in the news. Varun Gandhi triggered media frenzy by praising cousin Rahul while Sonia induced sniggers with her asset declaration, and secular overtures. Our Facebook...
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South African player chokes even before start of semi-final clash against India
A South African player, whose name has been withheld, choked on his food on the eve of the crunch match against India and has been admitted to the Sheikh Mujibur Rahman Hospital in Dhaka as a...
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17 last minute additions to the BJP manifesto by Team Modi
Just before the much delayed BJP manifesto was about to go to press, Team Modi insisted on having a look at it in the wee hours of dawn. Team Modi quickly made some additions to make the manifesto...
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BJP promises to privatize NDTV, CNN-IBN, reduce burden on exchequer, if it...
As part of its commitment to ‘more governance, less government’, the BJP manifesto has promised to privatize unofficial government mouthpieces such as NDTV and CNN-IBN, thereby reducing the burden on...
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Arvind Kejriwal slaps himself, says he felt betrayed by himself
Arvind Kejriwal has been assaulted yet again, this time by himself. The dastardly act happened when Kerjiwal was addressing a gathering in South Delhi. Even as stunned AAP activists looked on, Kejriwal...
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“Even Bangladeshis will be voting today, so why can’t you?” EC urges Indians...
As part of a last ditch effort to get people to vote in greater numbers, the Election Commission has kickstarted a novel campaign with the central message being: “lakhs of Bangladeshis will be voting...
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Facebook Wall: Voting Day: Party leaders urge supporters on Facebook to go...
It was a dazzling dance of democracy as voters in 91 seats across UP, Delhi, Bihar, Chhattisgarh and Kerala lined up to vote even as leaders went into overdrive to fire their respective bases:(Last...
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Rahul Gandhi says Modi’s marital status is now the biggest issue for voters
Congress vice president Rahul Gandhi said the remaining phases of the 2014 General Elections will pivot on one and only one issue: Narendra Modi’s marital status. “It’s not slowing growth, policy...
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UnReal Elections
(Note: This is REAL news)If you like The Unreal Times, then you will love our novel, Unreal Elections, a satirical take on the politics leading up to the 2014 General Elections, replete with...
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