Ashen-faced Government admits that even Google search has failed to locate...
Parliament witnessed noisy scenes for the second consecutive day after an red-faced ashen-faced Coal Minister, Shri Sriprakash Jaiswal, admitted on the floor of the House that a Google search for the...
View ArticleRBI replaces rupee with onion to regain parity with US dollar
With all the RBI’s policies to defend the rupee, from raising short term interest rates by 300 basis points to imposing capital controls, coming to naught, RBI governor Dr. Subba Rao has taken the...
View ArticleGovt admits something seriously wrong with economy after Chennai Express...
The government finally admitted that something is seriously wrong with the economy after Rohit Shetty’s campy Chennai Express grossed over Rs.200 crores at the box office and raced past 3 idiots to...
View ArticleSinking rupee, slow growth induces reverse migration back to Bangladesh,...
With the Indian economy slowing down and the rupee in free fall, millions of migrants from Bangladesh are reverse migrating back to their mother country, leading to a strain in ties between the two...
View ArticleSmall farmer Robert Vadra takes to Facebook after Hooda’s clean chit
Even as the nation is trying to decide between ‘land shark’ and ‘real estate mogul’ on an appropriate title for Robert Vadra, Bhupinder Singh Hooda goes off on a tangent and calls the first son-in-law...
View ArticleIn pictures: What is Secularism?
There are two kinds of people in India right now – those who are secular and those who aren’t. According to a survey conducted by The UnReal Times, ‘Secularism’ is now the third most used word in the...
View ArticleDr. Manmohan Singh replaces Aamir Khan as villain in Dhoom 3 after kickass...
Yash Raj has replaced Bollywood superstar Aamir Khan with the hitherto soft-spoken Dr. Manmohan Singh as the antagonist in Dhoom 3. The move was prompted by Dr. Singh’s kick-ass speech in Parliament,...
View ArticleWhy Dr. Manmohan Singh lost his cool over the ‘PM Chor hai’ remark…
Dr. Singh woke up in an unusually good mood. Stretching gracefully like a cat, Dr. Singh thought about the two blockbuster bills his government had managed to pass over the last two days and smiled. He...
View ArticleOnline humorists exasperated over rupee’s reluctance to settle at 69 to the...
Social media wits have expressed extreme frustration at the Rupee’s inability to settle at the 69 mark. A few days back, the Rupee had briefly touched 69 before a highly embarrassed RBI swung into...
View ArticleTeam Anna demands Janlokpal for Bollywood after watching Satyagraha and...
Members of Team Anna have reunited, this time to demand a Bollywood Janlokpal to check creative excesses of Bollywood directors when it comes to fictionalizing real life events, after watching Prakash...
View ArticleFacebook Wall: Manmohan Singh on using the C word, Sonia’s US trip and...
The last few days have witnessed stunning developments in India’s national politics: Dr. Singh used the ‘c’ word in Parliament which had to be expunged, Sonia took off to America now that the Food...
View ArticleRBI requests ISI to stop printing fake Indian currency, switch to fake...
With the Indian rupee continuing to slip in currency markets, the RBI, in a desperate bid, has requested Pakistan’s notorious spy agency, ISI, to switch from printing fake Indian rupee notes to fake...
View ArticleFacebook Wall: Politicians react to DG Vanzara’s letter-bomb on Modi, Shah,...
DG Vanzara, currently residing in Sabarmati Central prison, Ahmedabad, brought the limelight back on fake encounters, when in a resignation letter addressed to the Additional Chief Secretary of...
View ArticleNitish Kumar gets Pakistan Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif to campaign for JD-U...
Bihar CM Nitish Kumar has pulled off a coup of sorts by getting Pakistan Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif to campaign for the JD(U) and endorse the former’s claim of being a staunch secularist. Nawaz Sharif...
View ArticleFacebook Wall: Politicians, actors discuss Dhoom 3 teaser trailer
The teaser trailer for Dhoom 3 was released recently, leading to an explosion of Uday Chopra jokes that was so intense that Twitter was down for a few minutes. Politicians and Bollywood personalities...
View ArticleDawood Ibrahim attempts suicide after watching Once Upon a Time in Mumbai Again
Notorious underworld don Dawood Ibrahim has reportedly jumped from his 10th floor penthouse in Clifton, a posh Karachi locality, and suffered serious injuries to his head, neck, and spine. Local...
View ArticleInspired by Zanjeer remake, Sajid Khan to remake the remake of Zanjeer
With the remake of Zanjeer starring Andhra megastar Chiranjeevi’s son, Ramcharan, displacing even Himmatwala as one of the lousiest remakes to come out of Bollywood in recent years, a highly enraged...
View ArticleIn Pictures: A day in the life of UP CM Akhilesh Yadav
With communal violence becoming the norm rather than the exception in many parts of the state, these are testing times for UP CM, Akhilesh Yadav, who has to balance the sometimes conflicting demands of...
View ArticleRioters in Muzaffarnagar pause to ROFL after PM Manmohan Singh condemns...
Dr. Mammohan Singh’s condemnation of violence and call for peace has unwittingly led to dissipation of tension as rioters paused to laugh after his statement was played out over loudspeakers in...
View ArticleFacebook Wall: Politicians discuss Narendra Modi’s speech in BJP’s Jaipur rally
BJP’s PM hopeful, Narendra Modi was the showstopper in his party’s rally in Jaipur yesterday. Even as his fans argued with each other on how many lakhs of people had come to the rally, Modi himself did...
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